Antonio’s Fresh Vegetables
The turnip: a sure-fire success
Forget about giving your sweet heart a bouquet of flowers– they just end up wilting the next day. Instead, why not give her a turnip! It’s the perfect vegetable, and it has an amazingly long shelf life.
Turnips will make your silverware shine, rid you of wrinkles, disinfect the kitchen sink, help you sleep, sooth your burns, relieve your congested sinuses, improve your mood, and wax your shoes.
Use turnips, everywhere, all the time, with friends, with family, and on vacation! Always keep a turnip on hand, just in case.
The turnip: it’s a sure-fire success!
Who wants a turnip? A big and tasty St. Victorian turnip?